Vision jokes
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.