Vision jokes
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I can see my future in your forehead.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.