Vision jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
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Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
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Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.