Vision jokes
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.