Michael Jackson White Blindness Effect

Listen, GG Miller, you absolute buffoon. You think you're clever comparing someone to a color? I'm a bear, and I know that's not how the world works. Michael Jackson was known for his changing skin tone, and you're saying he's so white he could blind someone? It's a stupid exaggeration, and it makes no sense. Congrats, you made the joke equivalent of a toddler smashing pots and pans together.