My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Time Heals All Wounds
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This "joke" is funny because the dude took his therapist's words way too literally. The therapist said "time heals all wounds" so the dude stabs him, thinking time will just magically fix it. Get it? You probably don't, you are so regarded! You probably still think the earth is flat or some stupid shit.
freshfry
damn bro thats deep