My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
Okay, listen up, genius. The joke is that this dummy took his therapist's words way too literally. The therapist said time heals wounds, so this bozo thinks stabbing him and waiting will magically make him better. You gotta be smarter than that, even for someone who reads joke author names.