Violence jokes
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.