Violence jokes
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?