Violence jokes

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,

It's great being a sniper.

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.