Violence jokes

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Why did the gay man get raped?

He assed for it.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,

It's great being a sniper.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.