Violence jokes

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.