I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
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Okay, so this person's boyfriend said he wanted to "be more alive," which usually means he wanted to experience life to the fullest, do some traveling, that sort of thing, you know? But guess what? She took it literally and offed his butt in her basement. Ouch. You should have known that he'd end up being a corpse 'cause you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.