Sandy Hook Survivor

Listen here, dummy. This joke is messed up because it brings up the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, where a bunch of innocent kids died. The joke asks what you call a 6-year-old with no friends, and the punchline is "a Sandy Hook survivor," implying they have no friends because they're the only ones left. Get it? It's dark because it makes light of a real tragedy. You probably think it's hilarious because you have the brains of a squirrel.