Apple a Day

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My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that instead of using apples for health like the saying goes, this person is suggesting you huck them at orphans to keep them away. It's funny because it's violent and dark! And you probably think applesauce comes from Apple, the tech company. Sad!

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