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Johnny Depp: The Florida Man

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that Johnny Depp's wild behavior isn't a shock because he's basically a "Florida Man." See, "Florida Man" is a popular internet meme about crazy stuff that happens in Florida, often involving bizarre crimes and dumb decisions. So, the joke is that Depp's antics are just typical "Florida Man" behavior. You following, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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I understand Veronica can be a picnic girl sometimes Don't get me wrong but this is way too far they're always going too far

Don't matter I don't trust anybody anymore

I don't trust anybody anymore you said you said your other friends were nice but they hate me

I js wantchu to meet the person I used to had plan to travel w/

No I can't trust your Friends no more said Virgo and chexi I can't I'm not doing that just keep making me hate myself more and more

Maybe if your friends will stop being mean to me then I'll trust them but probably not they'll probably never the hate me

How bout if he starts being mean u leave?

I could make sure its an old joke

nd he wont have the link here so u can js come back here

Can i treat u like ym homework? Slam you on my desk nd do you all night

Sorry I was gone I had to help Skyler get his dog