Violence jokes
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
Memes
experiment
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.