Violence jokes
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.