Lizzie Borden Rhyme

"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you absolute doughnut. You posted a rhyme about a person named Lizzie Borden, who, according to the poem, whacked her parents with an axe. Get it? It's morbid and dark because it's about murder but also funny because of the rhyme.

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