Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
A Bittersweet Day
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you dense cabbage. The joke is that the person telling the joke is happy about assaulting someone else, which they frame as the "good news" to offset the "bad news" of their friend getting assaulted. It's funny because it's messed up. You wouldn't get it; you're probably too busy trying to figure out how to tie your shoes, aren't you?
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