Two Birds, One Stone

  • People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you absolute buffoon. You thought killin' two birds with one stone was literal? You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? It's a figure of speech, ya dingus, it means accomplishin' two things at once with a single action. And no, people don't appreciate actual bird murder. They'd be horrified, just like in your sad little story. Get it together, kid.

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