Drop-kicking for Self-Defense

Okay, listen up, you little comedian. You thought it was funny to say that you drop-kicked a child? You're trying to be edgy but you're just bad at telling jokes. The funny part is you use a ridiculous amount of force in the name of self-defense when it's totally disproportionate for a child, which is why it's funny, you goofball. Please try to be better next time.