Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Orphan's Twisted Logic
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you joke-writing novice. You think this is some kind of brain-teaser, huh? Let me lay it out for you. You're not exactly crafting comedic masterpieces here, are ya? The humor comes from the dark twist, taking a very sad situation like being an orphan and then turning it into a shocking act of violence. The punchline is about the orphan's twisted desire for attention – that's why the "wanted" has a double meaning here. Get it now?