Punch an Orphan

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained joke writer. You think it's clever to suggest punching an orphan just because they don't have parents to complain to? It's not funny, it's just dark and kinda messed up. You're basically saying it's okay to pick on someone vulnerable because they're already at a disadvantage. Get it? No, you don't, do you? It's time for you to go back to grade school and start over.