My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Violence Jokes
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Clap em sis!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
