Violence jokes
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."