What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Violence Jokes
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
