Violence

Violence jokes

Hunter

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

Race Car

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."

So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

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  • Pitbull

    What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

    A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

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  • Babe

    What's better than throwing dead babes?

    Catching them after with a pitchfork.

    Memes

    Fire

    I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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  • Baby

    What does a baby in a blender look like?

    I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Abortion

    Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

    Abuse

    What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

    You can’t abuse an alligator.

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  • School shooting

    Two boys are talking on the bus.

    Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

    Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?

    Boy 1: Oh, that's right.

    Sex

    My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

    Orphan

    When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

    Dino nuggies

    If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.