Violence jokes
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Memes
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.