Violence

Violence jokes

Pitbull

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

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  • Babe

    What's better than throwing dead babes?

    Catching them after with a pitchfork.

    Fire

    I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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  • Baby

    What does a baby in a blender look like?

    I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Rape

    What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

    Freeze.

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    Abuse

    What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

    You can’t abuse an alligator.

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  • School shooting

    Two boys are talking on the bus.

    Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

    Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?

    Boy 1: Oh, that's right.

    Sex

    My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

    Orphan

    When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

    Dino nuggies

    If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

    Axe

    "Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."