Violence jokes

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

What is red and very rare?

A child in a blender.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

What's red and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."

So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

What's better than throwing dead babes?

Catching them after with a pitchfork.

I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.