Violence jokes
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."