Violence jokes

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.

During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)

Bullets.

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?

"Will you listen now?!??"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.