Violence jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Slit your wrists.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.