Violence jokes
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
Bullets.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.