Gender Equality jokes
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Women's rights.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Feminism.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?