tsuyu-asui

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Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?" everyone was confused. Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or i'll kill you!" he kills them all bc they all have green hair.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.