Violence jokes
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...