If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.