How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?
A: Ckkkkkk
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Kill yourself, hoes!
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
