What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Red, White, and Blue
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. The joke sets you up with a question about something patriotic, right? Then BAM! It hits you with a super dark answer about hurting a baby. It's funny because it's totally unexpected and messed up. You probably still collect toys in cereal boxes, don't you?
Comments (2)
HEHA
there's jokes, then there's complete savages like this.
Hi
but of course XD