Obsession jokes

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.

Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.

His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.

And they're off!

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.

More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.

What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?

Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.