Obsession

Obsession Jokes

Wish

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."

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  • Stalker

    The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

    Penaldo

    I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

    Memes

    Candy

    You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.

    Person: Uh okay.

    You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?

    Person: Addicted.

    You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?

    Person: Addicted.

    You: What hit you in the face last night?

    Person: Addicted... *laughs*

    (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")

    Pasta

    My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

    Puppet

    There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.

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  • Robin

    More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

    Soap

    I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!

    Harry Potter

    Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

    Sister

    I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

    Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.