30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
what do you call a stalker stalking himself a narcissist
There was a boy a named Sammy and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne but she didn’t notice him or talk to him but one day she did and they end up liking each and getting married and lived happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy snuck in Raynes house at night and Kidnapped her locked her in his basement and turned her in a puppet so she be with him forever and ever. The End.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.
I am sooooooo bored gwen can u plz get on or anybody since im weirdly obsessed with gwen.
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
