Violence jokes
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
O-Block
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.