There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
