Violence jokes
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Woman beater and harasser ⬇️
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
O-Block
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?