My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Eight Inches
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the wife asked for 8 inches, which most people would assume she's talking about... well, you know. But the dude takes it literally and thinks he needs to give her 8 inches physically, so he "gives" her some inches in the form of sex and a punch in the face. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda violent. And you thought I was just a cute bear.