Violence jokes
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Rape is not a joke.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.