Violence jokes
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.