Violence jokes

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

What did John say after someone shot his leg?

Oof!

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.

The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"

When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

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