Violence jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Memes
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.