Violence jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!