Violence jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw the baby.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

It is not funny about kidnapping.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?

A bullet.