Violence jokes
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Rape is not a joke.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.