Violence jokes
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Rape is not a joke.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.