Violence jokes
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.