Violence jokes
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.