Violence jokes

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.

Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.

Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.

Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.

Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.

Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.

Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.

Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.

Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)

Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.

Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.

Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.

Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.

Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.

So it is women who have more rights.

So shut up, feminists, please.

Rape is not a joke.

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw the baby.

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Knock knock!!

Who's there??

Dishwasher!!

Dishwasher who??

Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?