Punch jokes
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?