If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
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How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
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How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
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when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
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Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
