If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
I puched my mom for no fraking reason
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
When they say beat that pussy I don’t play so punch it
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted
