Punch jokes

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is a superhero’s 🦸‍♀️ favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

You give them a Sandy Hook.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

What do you call a funny drink?

Punch!

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

I don't beat up midgets.

That would be punching down.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.