Dad

PScantron

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

Orphan

Stalin

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Box

Daniel King

How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊

Girl

Whoozy Guy87

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl’s house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Orphan

Jamie White

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

Kid

School

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.

Orphan

Jamie

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

Roast

Daisy

Boi you can’t be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

Fat

B....Queen

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler’s mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?

Shooting

Cock&BallTorture

How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “sandy hook”.

Drink

Daniel King

What is a superhero’s 🦸‍♀️ favorite drink?

Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂

Kid

Anonymous

Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted

Morning

Anonymous

The Cheerio Joke

Let’s say you’re in high school, and your popularity level was badlsed on what Cheerio you are. So there’s Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there’s the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there’s your cheerio which is the Chocolate cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who’s an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she’s going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; “Oh there want a punch line.”

Orphan

Yeetmeister

Go punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell their parents.

Nun

Dead Frank

A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.

Dirtiness

Peter Griffin

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

Orphan

Madison Goodwin

If you want to punch someone just punch an orphan.What are they gonna do, tell their parents😀

Means

J0K35

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser

search up “clout meaning” if you don’t get it

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Sadness

Trevor the Clever

Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind

Sadly he didn’t see it coming

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