Allahu Akbar Suicide

  • When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you dum-dum! So, the joke is, if you wanna off yourself, just yell "Allahu Akbar!" because it'll cause a bomb to go off. You see, "Allahu Akbar" is like a battle cry for some Muslims, and they think it's okay to blow themselves up. You probably think that's a good idea, huh?

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  • Comments (2)

  • That’s very stereotypical before writing a joke think before ur gonna say that and Allah Akbar means god is the greatest

    Frantic Beagle

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