Why are mountains ๐ never serious?
Because theyโre hill areas.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause theyโre used to eating nuts.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Whereโs The beef?"
Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.
One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"
The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
