Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?” Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?” Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?” Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones’s lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, “Who are you and why are you late?” The new girl says, “Sir, I’m called Cherry Hill”

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

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