Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?” Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?” Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?” Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones’s lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, “Who are you and why are you late?” The new girl says, “Sir, I’m called Cherry Hill”

What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.

What’s a ton of white people running down a hill called? A avalanche. What’s a ton of black people running down a hill called. A mudslide. What’s a ton of Mexican people running down a hill called? Jailbreak

Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “you know you wanna,” Jill said “yes,” and lifted up her dress, then they had some fun, but silly jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

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