jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?” Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?” Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?” Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones’s lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, “Who are you and why are you late?” The new girl says, “Sir, I’m called Cherry Hill”

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Bill was on a hill. What a hill billy.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking…JK Rowling

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche

Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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