Red All Over

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, numbskull! So, you got this bird, right? A penguin. Penguins are usually black and white. Now, the "red all over" part? That's 'cause someone did a really bad thing to it. It ain't rocket science, but I can see why you're struggling, you snowflake. Maybe stick to knock-knock jokes, genius. By the way, did you know that you breathe?

    Comments (4)

    that’s not funny and your a sick individual.

    Sarah, it was funny and you should go die, or get raped

    No it’s a newspaper what’s black and white and READ all over a NEWSPAPER!