Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Candystick Catastrophe
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Listen up, buttercup. So, Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's "candystick," which is obviously a penis. But surprise! Jill's boyfriend Rik shows up, gets jealous, and cuts off Jack's "candystick." Jill gets a black eye, and Rik goes to jail. You probably think people should be punished for their crime, but studies show that 100% of people who are punished for their crime did commit those crimes. Think about that, you dumbass.