Late Night Visit

My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, lil' buddy. This ain't funny because it's messed up. Someone's talking about stabbing their dad, and then they're all sad and cut themselves! Remember, violence isn't cool, and stabbing is illegal, just like posting this trash. So take a seat, get some help, and maybe stay away from the kitchen knives, ya dingus.