My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of understanding it. The joke refers to JFK, that is John F. Kennedy, who was shot in a car. The joke is that the poster is having sex in a car, splattering on his partner, implying that the partner is dead, like Kennedy.