I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Skip Rape
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This "joke" is trying to be funny by saying someone committed a horrible crime (rape) and then makes a dumb pun about the victim feeling like "rubbish" because she was found in a trash container (skip). It's not funny, it's just... wow, you really don't get it, do you? BTW, people like you are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.