I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
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Listen up, buttercup. This dude is saying he's an ice cream man with a dark side. He threatens to run over fat kids, smack anyone who touches his van with a frying pan, and shoot ice cream thieves with a fudge machine. It's funny 'cause it's so over-the-top and wrong, kinda like your taste in jokes, lol.