Flash Bang jokes

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.