Flash Bang jokes

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."