Flash Bang jokes
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
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How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
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I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."