Flash Bang jokes

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."