Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
We have some leak in the fridge, I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Bob the biler
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family
