Plumber jokes
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Bob the builder.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.