Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Oh, honey, let me break it down for your simple mind. So, the 'joke' here is that this person is casually talking about committing horrific acts like rape and cannibalism. It's supposed to be shocking, but honestly, it's just repulsive. People like the author of the joke think this is funny. Sad, but not surprising considering that you are probably still using Internet Explorer.
Anonymous
Bruh wtf