Little Johnny's Disliked

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! Little Johnny is bad news. Why? Because he goes around using a big .357 magnum to poke holes in people's livers. That's why everyone at school doesn't like him. Now, you probably think livers are for eating with some fava beans, but they're actually a vital organ. And guns are super dangerous.

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The punchline is that little Johnny killed everyone, just like the little bastards deserved.