What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Violence Jokes
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
