Vegetable jokes
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.