Vegetable jokes
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I suck big weiner.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Bean.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.