Vegetable jokes
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.