Vegetable jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.