Salad and Pineapple

This is a pun. It uses the word 'lettuce' which sounds like 'let us' to create a play on words. The salad is saying it wants to be friends with the pineapple.

• Salad
• Pineapple
• Friend
• Vegetable
• Food
• Lettuce

• What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
• What did the salad dressing say to the tomato? "Don't look! I'm dressing!"
• Why did the orange start blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple.