If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Comatose Friend
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is playing on the stereotype of gay people being fruity. So, if your 'friend' is in a coma, you can tell their family they went from being a "fruit" (gay) to a "vegetable" (comatose). Get it? Produce section? You probably don't, because you're as sharp as a marble.