Vegetable jokes
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I suck big weiner.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.