Ups Jokes

im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??

the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it

Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly

Why can’t Orphans pick up their phone after school...? Because they need their parents to go pick it up

Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

Girls are like black jack

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

What is the differents between 9/11 and rickroll the twin towers gave up and let down

what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me

Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅

What does ATM stand for........

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom

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My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.

I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit

But I got seven ups

He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself

man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am

i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog